2nd is only the first loser!

I am begining to see a trend here and let me say a very sad truth.I will be the drunkest sibling at the wedding.This we already know,my question is who is going to try to keep up with me? Who will be waking up beside me naked with hypothermia on some strangers lawn the first day of 2008?I can't think of a better way to kick off the year.I mean I'm the only one coming alone so this automatically means,no one to look bad in front of and more importantly no one to stop me! This is my question to the rest of you....... WHO WILL BE SECOND?
My money is on Scott.Followed closely by Tammy,then Beth ann and finally the Neilster picking up he rear.Heres my reasoning.

Scott will be excited to be home after being away for the 2 months leading up to the wedding.This will lead to a minamul consumption of alcohol until around 9 pm when he starts to think,'' hey the kids are going to bed.''His thoughts will then lead to'' Linda has seen everything and is still here''.He'll then think twice about it when he remembers that he may have to go to New Years day mass tomorrow, but then quickly buries that supressed memory and wonders why he was having second thoughts?This will promply lead to a '' Hey J, Should we start making them doubles?!!'' When I of course say, ''Yes Of course!''. This will undoubtedly be the point where the wheels start to fall off and 6 hours later we are found on the neighbours lawn.

Tammy after being ''responsible'' all night will start to feel that being responsible all night is not what it's cracked up to be and that being in the wedding party gives here the right to let her hair down tonight.She says to her self ''My youngest brother only gets married once,why remember it? I'm sure there will be lots of pictures.''By this time Karen has consumed presumably at least a half bottle of 11 dollar wine and has passed out in the nearest mini van.This leaves the door wide open for Tam to walk right through.Upon the conclusion of this thought Tam hears in the distance,'' Hey J, Should we start making them doubles?'' and is pulled to the sound like a moth to a bright light.She is intrigued by the question. ''Doubles?'' she thinks, then finds herself at the bar,unsure of just how she got there.She then goes on to tell Scott and I how she could drink us both under the table which is ironic because after two doubles thats just where she ends up.Karen at this point wakes up feeling rested and curious as to what trouble Tammy has tried to get into.It only takes her 3 mins of looking under tables to find Tammy passed out and full of vomit.She then orders a cab back to their place,saving Tam from a date with hypothermia and the neighbours lawn.

Elizabeth goes into the night with the intentions of getting completly hammered because '' I wasnt able to drink at my wedding and I'm married now so I know hes not going any where''.
While her intensions are pure she forgets that shes been in Alberta for the past 5 months and during that time the most alcohol she's consumed was when I came to visit and that was only a few coconut rum and pineapple juice.
She's the first at the bar and makes sure everyone knows by saying out loud. '' I'm the first at the bar wo-who!!'', '' I can't believe I beat you to the bar J,ha ha ''This is the point where Adam leans in and says to her. ''You havent drank in a while Beth,becareful''.Coincidently this is the same point where Beths competitive side rears it's ugly head. She starts thinking about that post Jamie made saying that she would only be the 4th drunkest at the party.''I'll show them that I can go until the end''.Unfortunatly she can't make it to the end and while Scott and I are on the dance floor at the pub Adam is busy holding back her hair in the bathroom at 7 North View Dr.


Finally, Neil. Well it's your first night of marriage and ''you'll do what ever your told to do!''

This is only the way I see things shaking out.If any of you have a different views of just how the night will unfold please feel free to share your thoughts.

I miss you all and can't wait for Christmas,take care! love ya!