Slow and steady wins the race

I just got to work and logged onto the blog and started my day with a lot of laughter...thanks guys, great way to start out the day.

As for your predictions, I couldn't agree more with a few of them. However, the suggestion that I would come in second last is ridiculous. I am a strong believer that slow and steady will win the race. I may have had a little break from drinking since I got out here but if you think that Adam and I are going to show up at that wedding without a little practice...you obviously don't know us too well! We are going to work at this a little each day and by the time the 31st rolls around we will be ready to close the place down. Here is how I believe the night will unfold:

Upon arrival at the reception Jamie will be on the prowl ...what's that male version of a "cougar" called? haha... Once realizing there is no one suitable on the scene he will recruit Scott to join him for a beverage. Twisting his arm, Scott will comply, and one drink will quickly lead to 4 or 5.

By this time Adam and I will be taking a short break because we have already put away too much during the dinner and would rather dance some of it off. Tammy of course joins us on the dance floor because when it comes to drinking or dancing...well, she likes both..so she'lll have a drink in one hand and she'll be breaking it down with the other...oh how I love to watch Tammy dance!

Once round 2 starts for Adam and I, Scott and Jamie are already well on their way to being the children mom denies are hers to friends and family.....and they start in on their sacrastic banter that will undoubtedly come my way. We all meet at the bar...minus Neil (he's busy, schmoozing the guests) and have a toast to the youngest sibling getting hitched and proceed to find other things to toast about...I'll leave that one to your imagination...you know we're gonna do it!

I beleive the night will end however, in an unpredictable manner. Although we will have the best of intentions of getting to the pub for a few more drinks and one last dance...that will not be what the future holds for us......It will be snowing no doubt, and walking in the snow might mess up jamie's hair, therefore we will wait for a cab....after about 5-10 minutes Scott and I get considerably inpatient and convince the rest to walk..."common, it's like a 2 minutes walk, Jamie you can have my jacket" Scott says. Jamie takes the jacket and we all start walking to the bar.
To say it would be Jamie that starts the snow fight would be unfair because really it could be any of us that would start that sort of trouble in dresses and suits but one of us for sure will think it to be just hilarious to pile snow down someones back...and then it will be on....5 drunk ass people catching hypothermia (on purpose) in the middle of the street.

Eventually, the fun will subside and the realization of the cold will set in. At about that time Adam and I will go back to get the cab that is still waiting for us...Karen will pull up in the van that she has been sleeping in for the better part of the night and picks up Tammy....thus leaving Scott and Jamie passed out face down in the snow for the night...however, Scott gets the hypothermia because Jamie is toasty warm in Scotts jacket all night long!!!

Alright, well I gotta run...just wanted to provide my prediction for the night....can't wait..we're gonna have a ball...

love ya's
Beth

ps..Tammy, I think the rehearsal is on the 29th...that's the last date that I heard...its that right neil? Any predictions for the reheasal night!!!